Abducted From the Key of X

Tracks that didn't make it onto
"Songs in the Key of X"
for some mysterious reason...


 

Is there an album that lost tracks would be any more appropriate for?

...it's unlikely.

Which makes it all the more important to uncover those lost songs.

After many hours spent lurking in strange deserted buildings in the desert wastes of America (dodging the FBI agents and SWAT teams that invariably turn up in such uninhabited places), I found inscriptions on the walls of an alienesque toilet (well, no human would want to use it). I believe these to be the correct translation of those inscriptions (excluding the ones about the sexuality of Zargon-6'ers and galactic co-ordinates of places to go "for a good time").

 

 

Small Green Man In New York

You run away when I come to your house
Go and call the FBI
I'm tired of being chased by those men in black
I'm a small green man in New York

See me landing in your back yard
Bright flashing lights shining inside
I've never known about stealth or subtlety
I'm a small green man in New York

I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a small green man in New York
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a small green man in New York

"We come in peace" is what our forebears said
But we're the victims of the day
You scream and shout and try to shoot us dead
No matter what we do you fire away

I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a small green man in New York
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a small green man in New York

We wanted to be friendly, but were greeted with hostility
We're always looking down the barrels of your guns
We came peacefully and quietly, observed careful formality
But at night a gunshot's brighter than the sun

Takes more than combat gear to make a man
Takes more than a license for a gun
Confront your enemies, avoid them when you can
An alien will walk but never run

"We mean no harm" is what our forebears said
Then they all got blown away
It's hard to be friendly when you're fucking dead
I really hope I don't go out that way

I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a small green man in New York
I'm an alien, I'm a legal alien
I'm a small green man in New York

 

You've Lost That X-Files Feelin'

You don't scream so loud, anymore, when I buzz your house
The fun's just not there, like before, when I tip your cows
You're trying hard not to show it, X-Philes...
But X-Philes, X-Philes you know it...

You've lost that X-Files feelin'
Dark Skies just leaves you reelin'
Don't wanna see more fucking aliens
It's going out of style...
oooEEEOOOOOOO EEEEEoooOOOOOO (Dr Who Theme)

 

I'm a Little Spaceman

I'm a little spaceman, skin bright green
I want to do experiments on your pulsing spleen
I'll take you in my spaceship and play about
Then give you "lost time" and chuck you out

 


 

The search continues...

I and many others like me are still searching for these lost and secret songs... If you have found and/or translated any such songs, please contact me. If I believe they are authentic, I'll put them here.

 

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