You can email me at w7h3ft902@sneakemail.com ...no, really. It's a sneakemail address. Please stick with the subject line "house of fun comment" otherwise I'll almost certainly delete your mail thinking it's spam. Barring technical problems, you'll probably get a response (unless I think you're an idiot). I'm mostly friendly :) Spammers please note this address is posted publically only for non-commercial, non-bulk, personal email.
Of all the shit on the net, I can't imagine why you're looking for info about me, but I've put some online anyway. Surely you're not that bored though.
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